( SPOILERS FOR LATEST BOOK. That said, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? )

I'll admit that the overall plot of the HON series isn't that bad. The setting is even pretty cool. Sure, the HON series reminds me of a crossover between Harry Potter and Twilight or some other melodramatic vamp book but there are some pretty unique factors here and there which I appreciate. I've read the first three books of the series and I'm ( Read more... )

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 Dear Caelum ( Read more... )

I can't even begin to explain my hatred towards you and how much you suck. Everything about you just screams: "I'm a vapid bitch who will end up with at least one STD before finishing high school ( Read more... )

Dear Scarlett O'Hara ( Read more... )

Dear Heathcliff,

Get. A. Fucking. Life.Or a hobby. You know, whatever that doesn't involve you going out of your way to make others miserable just because you couldn't be with your girlfriend. Baaaaaaaaaw. Come to think of it, Catherine the First isn't much better. Or a ton of other characters for that matter. But it's you I'm thinking about. You ( Read more... )

Dear Grace Smith,

You are doing a good job, acting as a private detective and all. You are sarcastic and kick-ass and not afraid to get dirty doing it. However...

YOU HAVE THE WORST TASTE IN MEN!

You may want to look into that

regards,

blood

Dear Duc de Blangis, Bishop of X***, Président de Curval, and Durcet ( Read more... )

Listen, girl, you're like 14 years old. Yeah, you're a badass skater from the future who sez NO to all forms of authority and totally rocks the sass, and hanging out with guys like Hiro Protagonist will actually get you somewhere someday. I just, uh, don't really get the whole allowing yourself to be seduced by giant murderous Aleutians thing. ( Read more... )